nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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