Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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