Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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