that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
