yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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