went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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