im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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