She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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