Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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