Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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