So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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