Do vagina's smell?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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