the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
kristin has been a bad kristin
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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