i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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