He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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