Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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