I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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