Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
My feet surprised me
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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