normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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