Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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