Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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