fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
