I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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