Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i was born a porn star she said
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
