thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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