Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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