let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I wear drunk well.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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