Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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