singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
