chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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