the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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