Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
