Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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