Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Randomize
