He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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