Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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