Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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