Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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