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say what?
wanna hang out?
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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