Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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