The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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