I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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