i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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