I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I want to make a zoo with you.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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