In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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