So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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