Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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