wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
