we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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