She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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