Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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