he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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