I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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